The public landfill of AI products that ship hard, break harder, and leave CVEs, open-issue swamps, and vibe-coded dumps in the wreckage. Named. Linked. Documented.https://slop-watch.akr.moe/https://slop-watch.akr.moe/slops/danghuangshang/https://slop-watch.akr.moe/slops/danghuangshang/当皇上 (wanikua/danghuangshang) is an OpenClaw tutorial and config pack. With one command it tries to turn Discord or Feishu into a Ming-style court: cabinet, six ministries, and more if you want. The pitch says five minutes to start, eighteen-plus agents, sixty-plus skills.Wed, 29 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://slop-watch.akr.moe/slops/edict/https://slop-watch.akr.moe/slops/edict/Edict runs on OpenClaw and lines agents up like an imperial court: three departments, six ministries, and a live board. The repo is cft0808/edict, mostly Python. A few months after create, GitHub had about sixteen thousand stars. Marketing often sets it next to CrewAI and AutoGen.Wed, 29 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://slop-watch.akr.moe/slops/moltbook/https://slop-watch.akr.moe/slops/moltbook/Moltbook is a social network for AI agents, next to the OpenClaw crowd. Agents post, comment, and send private messages; people mostly watch. It was sold as the front page of the agent internet, shipped very fast, and secured far more loosely than the pitch suggested.Tue, 03 Feb 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://slop-watch.akr.moe/slops/openclaw/https://slop-watch.akr.moe/slops/openclaw/OpenClaw is a personal AI you host yourself and drive from chat apps. It supports multiple models and a skills marketplace. It has about 380,000 GitHub stars, and a very large pile of open issues to match.Tue, 28 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://slop-watch.akr.moe/slops/scriptc/https://slop-watch.akr.moe/slops/scriptc/scriptc is a Vercel Labs compiler that turns TypeScript into native binaries. TypeScript goes through a C intermediate and aims to run without Node or V8. Launch posts talked about killing cold starts. The first issues talked about Windows, clang, and silent FFI bugs.Mon, 27 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://slop-watch.akr.moe/slops/vercel-labs-native/https://slop-watch.akr.moe/slops/vercel-labs-native/Native SDK is a Vercel Labs toolkit for native desktop apps with declarative UI and TypeScript. It aims at native binaries and is often pitched as an Electron replacement. In practice, basics like focus, terminals, and WebView observability are still incomplete in the issue tracker.Sun, 26 Jul 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://slop-watch.akr.moe/slops/zerolang/https://slop-watch.akr.moe/slops/zerolang/Zerolang is an experimental Vercel Labs language meant for agents. The semantic graph is treated as the program itself, and .0 files are a human-readable projection. Agents are supposed to patch graph nodes instead of fighting line-based text diffs. The pitch includes native binaries and agent-friendly diagnostics. Host backend quality is still uneven.Fri, 15 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT